Viewing Listing MLS# 60298228

One of my favorite sandwiches is peanut butter, honey, hard salami, and American cheese between two pieces of bread. Sounds awful, but I challenge you to try it - the perfect combination of sweet, salty, and savory. I saw my PB&H&HS&AC of a house today! From the surface (and if anyone else was writing this), you might not give this home a second look, but once you're in the house, the WOW doesn't stop. Sweaty after watching COPS? This home has a shower so big you could have a dance battle in it. A master suite overlooking the acre backyard with a seating area and a walk-in closet with laundry machines - I mean, this room is so big you'd never have to leave. This is one of two master suites in this home - so if you have a favorite kid... No one really has a favorite, do they? Or is it just me? You want to do karate in the garage? You can here. Not only are there no neighbors to bother you if you get loud, but you've got room too. If Randy Jackson signed your favorite sword, you might be in a Will Ferrell movie, but you'd have room to display it proudly in the massive bonus room. Pool table, ping-pong table, 25 televisions - the possibilities are endless. I suppose it could be a ballet studio or some place to put all that furniture she has too. There is also this massive gun vault adjacent to the game room/ballet studio, but they kept calling it a 'storm shelter.' I don't know; you decide. It's your home. You ever wanted a home office to be able to spend more time with the kids? I struggle to understand, but this house has one. Six bedrooms, five bathrooms, and a massive lot - like a Japanese haircut is more than just a haircut - this place is more than just a house. Note: you shouldn't dance in the shower, and I don't really have a favorite kid anymore. Come see this house; it is more than can be conveyed by pictures alone - if you can dream, then you will love this place.